The Menopause Merry-Go-Round

The Menopause Merry-Go-Round

A No-BS Guide to Hot Flashes, Mood Swings, and Midlife Shenanigans

Menopause. The word alone sounds like a bad medical experiment. One minute, you're a functioning adult, and the next, you're sweating through your pajamas at 3 AM, questioning every life choice that led you here.

Sound familiar? Then welcome to The Menopause Merry-Go-Round, the brutally honest, laugh-out-loud guide that tells it like it is—because if we don’t laugh at menopause, we might just cry (and let’s be honest, we’re already crying over dog food commercials).

Inside, you’ll find:

• The Great Hot Flash Heist – Why frozen peas are now your best friend
• The Mood Swing Apocalypse – A survival guide for you (and your unsuspecting loved ones)
• The Insomnia Olympics – If it’s 2 AM and you're wide awake, this chapter is for you
• Brain Fog Chronicles – Losing everything… except your sense of humor
• The Accidental Cure for Hot Flashes – Spoiler: Kevin the Frozen Pea Pack isn’t your only option

This isn’t a medical manual—it’s a lifeline for every woman navigating the chaos of midlife. You’ll laugh, you’ll nod in recognition, and most importantly, you’ll realize: you are not alone, and yes, you WILL survive this.

If menopause has turned your life into an unpredictable rollercoaster, this book is your new best friend. Grab a fan, a snack, and let’s ride this ride together!